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SwissCM
Joined: Apr 23, 2003



Something Awful seems to be a haven for ugly people pictures, sometimes I feel sorry for these poor souls blessed with an ugly mug. So I ask you goons to help me out in giving these poor people something to be hopeful for. Lets give ugly people virtual plastic surgery!

A good thread to get images from at the moment would be this one, I got both of mine there.

Before:
After:


Before:
After:

Mar 14, 2004: 02:51
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Gunny
Joined: May 09, 2003


Rhymes with funny!

quote:

After:



I dont quite think he's pretty yet.

Mar 14, 2004: 02:53
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Verl
Joined: Jul 25, 2003

Verliox Edward Robert Longfellow

quote:
Gunny came out of the closet to say:


I dont quite think he's normal yet.

fixed

Mar 14, 2004: 02:53
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Adverse18
Joined: Dec 07, 2003


Merely postponing the inevitable

quote:
Gunny came out of the closet to say:


I dont quite think he's pretty yet.

But at least he looks human.

Mar 14, 2004: 02:54
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Dracnor
Joined: Feb 13, 2003



quote:
Adverse18 came out of the closet to say:

But at least he looks proto-human.


I guess...

Mar 14, 2004: 02:56
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SwissCM
Joined: Apr 23, 2003



quote:
Gunny came out of the closet to say:


I dont quite think he's pretty yet.


He looks kinda like a B grade action movie star.

But yeah, i didnt have much to work with ;D

Mar 14, 2004: 02:56
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Gunny
Joined: May 09, 2003


Rhymes with funny!

Actually, I think the "pretty" version of him is funnier looking than the original.

Mar 14, 2004: 02:56
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jobot
Joined: Nov 26, 2003


This is an impossible thing to do. It's like trying to make Woopie Golberg(sp?) transform into Halle fuckin Berry(sp?). It's not ever going to fucking happen!

Mar 14, 2004: 03:01
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Luthier
Joined: Feb 11, 2002


Off we go
into the wild blue yonder!




I WIN

Mar 14, 2004: 03:03
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Knormal
Joined: Nov 11, 2001



Like this?

Mar 14, 2004: 03:08
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djsktbrd
Joined: Dec 26, 2002

Cream in your coffee?

quote:
jobot came out of the closet to say:
This is an impossible thing to do. It's like trying to make Woopie Golberg(sp?) transform into Halle fuckin Berry(sp?). It's not ever going to fucking happen!


Oooh, zing. Brilliant post, man, just brilliant.

I think its best to just leave ugly people ugly. Either that or don't stretch out their mouth so its all pixelated.

Mar 14, 2004: 03:10
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Harold Wells
Joined: Oct 09, 2003

make it a picture of a camel please

quote:
Knormal came out of the closet to say:
Like this?


This thread is heading in a brilliant new direction.

Mar 14, 2004: 03:14
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Luthier
Joined: Feb 11, 2002


Off we go
into the wild blue yonder!

In before postings of Wynona's, Carmen Electras and other star's mug shots.

Mar 14, 2004: 03:15
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pennywize
Joined: Sep 12, 2003


quote:
Knormal came out of the closet to say:
Like this?


Mar 14, 2004: 03:17
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MissAnthropic
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Mar 14, 2004: 03:19
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vanbags
Joined: Dec 05, 2003



Can someone please give a backstory on the scratches? It's killing me.

Mar 14, 2004: 03:20
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Spiderdrake
Joined: May 12, 2001


You forgot about me. I didn't forget about you.

quote:
Knormal came out of the closet to say:
Like this?
I like this, but I think you need to take it a step further.

Spiderdrake decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 03:21
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cowofwar
Joined: Jul 29, 2002



^^
Damn you, fixed.

Hey guys did i do it right?

THIS MAN NEEDS JEWELRY

cowofwar decided to show you this image:

cowofwar fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2004 around 03:28

Mar 14, 2004: 03:22
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scooradley
Joined: Oct 22, 2003


Budding used condom salesman Erik Peterson attempts to smuggle Alien Death Fungus under his facial skin. Soon hell on Earth erupts on the chump's face and stoc

scooradley fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2004 around 16:58

Mar 14, 2004: 03:28
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SwissCM
Joined: Apr 23, 2003



quote:
scooradley came out of the closet to say:


not bad, scratches are still a bit visible, but it definately looks more real than my effort.

Mar 14, 2004: 03:32
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HPL
Joined: Aug 27, 2002


Worst case scenario.

quote:
SwissCM came out of the closet to say:
[B]After:


Book 'em, Danno.

Mar 14, 2004: 03:33
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HUGE[ass]
Joined: Mar 29, 2002


Sex, Smoking, Gambling...the secret life I lead

You are Beautiful! [/jamaican accent]

HUGE[ass] decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 03:34
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Javelin
Joined: Jan 01, 2004


Needed some accessories:

Mar 14, 2004: 03:35
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pennywize
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Mar 14, 2004: 03:36
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DrWhorehouse
Joined: Apr 01, 2003


Thanks Carbunkle

I can't believe I just spent so long staring at this ugly fuck.

E: HOLY SHIT, he looks like ME?!

DrWhorehouse decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 03:37
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bigpeeler
Joined: Mar 11, 2002

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This is what lack of sleep (me) looks like.

Mar 14, 2004: 03:37
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995poorer
Joined: May 01, 2003

3 more loan payments and this account is mine!

I'm really sorry, this is the last time I'll ever post drunk.

Mar 14, 2004: 03:37
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Sarcasmo
Joined: Dec 01, 2003


Bakabaka Nekochan is told to fun earth have with friend!

quote:
scooradley came out of the closet to say:


Well shit, like that he looks like Willem Dafoe.

Mar 14, 2004: 03:37
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antihifi
Joined: Jun 22, 2003

fuck right off buddy

quote:
995poorer came out of the closet to say:
I'm really sorry, this is the last time I'll ever post drunk.


hes so dark but his teeth are so white.

Mar 14, 2004: 03:40
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bigpeeler
Joined: Mar 11, 2002

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See what you can do with this guy.

Mar 14, 2004: 03:43
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Javelin
Joined: Jan 01, 2004


quote:
DrWhorehouse came out of the closet to say:

E: HOLY SHIT, he looks like ME?!


Nah, without the hat, I just don't see the resemblance...

Mar 14, 2004: 03:44
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CSZero
Joined: Oct 20, 2002


COUNTERSTRIKE MASTER

I wonder how long we can go on with this exact pic for

CSZero decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 03:44
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bigpeeler
Joined: Mar 11, 2002

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quote:
DrWhorehouse came out of the closet to say:
I can't believe I just spent so long staring at this ugly fuck.

E: HOLY SHIT, he looks like ME?!


Hey, I just noticed, Very nice job. It took me a second because he looks so...well, normal. Relatively speaking of course.

Mar 14, 2004: 03:45
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Decapod73
Joined: Jan 04, 2003


Ten legs are better than two.

quote:
Knormal came out of the closet to say:
Like this?
image search has failed me. I can't find a shot of Willem Dafoe from Boondock Saints in drag, which is what this reminded me of at first.

However, I did find this bullshit:
http://www.zephyr.dti.ne.jp/~foggs/tbs.htm
http://www.zephyr.dti.ne.jp/~foggs/tbs3.htm
http://www.zephyr.dti.ne.jp/~foggs/tbs4.htm

what in the everliving fuck.

edit: seems Sarcasmo had the same idea

Mar 14, 2004: 03:48
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Bandicoot
Joined: Sep 11, 2001


Turbo goon

MerkinSA: Oh my god
MerkinSA: i'm crying i'm aluighing so hard


Me too, Merkin, me too.

Mar 14, 2004: 03:48
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UsernameExists
Joined: Jun 25, 2003


Guru Meditation Error

Well, I just wanted to see what I could do.

UsernameExists decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 03:49
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SwissCM
Joined: Apr 23, 2003



*sigh* my photoshop threads always turn out like this.

Mar 14, 2004: 03:50
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MP*DeafRei
Joined: Jul 22, 2001


Doctor of Nachology

This isn't working out...

Mar 14, 2004: 03:51
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LOO
Joined: Mar 04, 2004


The less face the better I suppose...

LOO decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 03:54
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pennywize
Joined: Sep 12, 2003


Whatever, I'm tired.

Mar 14, 2004: 03:56
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Javelin
Joined: Jan 01, 2004


^^^^^
Holy shit, these last two have me 'n. This thread is great .

Edit: Make that the last three.

Mar 14, 2004: 03:57
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Decapod73
Joined: Jan 04, 2003


Ten legs are better than two.

meh, I'm being lazy, so I'll just throw a pic of my roomie's boyfriend on here for you to ridicule/improve/deface.

Yes, my roommate is female, he's straight.

Decapod73 decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 03:59
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HPL
Joined: Aug 27, 2002


Worst case scenario.

Now he's one of the beautiful people!

HPL decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 03:59
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shihonage
Joined: Mar 18, 2003


I'll take you to the bank, senator.
A blood bank.

Mar 14, 2004: 04:00
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epsilon-6
Joined: Dec 25, 2002


Coefficient's title was so cool, I stole it.
Someone else found it ever so slightly annoying so they changed it... slightly.

quote:
LOO came out of the closet to say:
The less face the better I suppose...


The sad part is I know that someone is going to add 3d glasses and a pipe...

Mar 14, 2004: 04:01
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bigpeeler
Joined: Mar 11, 2002

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At the premiere of his new movie, "Scarface II".

Mar 14, 2004: 04:02
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wayfinder
Joined: Jul 07, 2003


think tank

HAHAAHAHAHAHAAH jesus christ i think something in my back broke from laughing.. that could have been the premiere of scream 3


edit: that IS courteney cox, isn't it?

Mar 14, 2004: 04:07
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Sideshow Charlie
Joined: Jan 28, 2004

The whole world is a joke; I'm just the punchline.

quote:
shihonage came out of the closet to say:
http://www.speakeasy.org/~shihonage/after2.jpg


Woah...that just blew my mind.

Mar 14, 2004: 04:10
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HPL
Joined: Aug 27, 2002


Worst case scenario.

quote:
Sideshow Charlie came out of the closet to say:


Woah...that just blew my mind.


Apparently it blew his, too.

Mar 14, 2004: 04:12
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Franz
Joined: Mar 04, 2004

Yggdrasil Sonar Tech

quote:
MissAnthropic came out of the closet to say:





...is exactly what I was going to do, tee-hee.

__________________

Mar 14, 2004: 04:16
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DrWhorehouse
Joined: Apr 01, 2003


Thanks Carbunkle

Ok, Ok... I'll give this bandwagon a try.

bigpeeler wins the thread.

DrWhorehouse decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 04:19
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HUGE[ass]
Joined: Mar 29, 2002


Sex, Smoking, Gambling...the secret life I lead

I gave up, all that really matters is that he thinks he's pretty:

Mar 14, 2004: 04:21
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Bonk
Joined: Aug 03, 2002



quote:
Decapod73 came out of the closet to say:
meh, I'm being lazy, so I'll just throw a pic of my roomie's boyfriend on here for you to ridicule/improve/deface.

Yes, my roommate is female, he's straight.




I'm sorry, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me sometimes.

Mar 14, 2004: 04:24
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charliemaul
Joined: Jun 06, 2003

Ban Count : 3

not mine

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Mar 14, 2004: 04:29
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Radio
Joined: Jul 25, 2003


Taiko Drum of Awsome

quote:
LOO came out of the closet to say:
The less face the better I suppose...


That is fucking gold. Instant 5.

Mar 14, 2004: 04:31
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infix
Joined: Nov 30, 2003


The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent to the concerns of such creatures as we.

quote:
HPL came out of the closet to say:
Now he's one of the beautiful people! [img-von dutch hat]
This is easily one of the best posts I've ever seen.

Must now attempt stoned photoshop. Will probably require macaroni and cheese.

Mar 14, 2004: 04:33
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jobot
Joined: Nov 26, 2003


quote:
Bonk came out of the closet to say:






=

??

Mar 14, 2004: 04:33
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Campbell`
Joined: Jan 29, 2004

rgr.

bigpeeler.. my stomach hurts from laughing. Oh my god, too funny.

Mar 14, 2004: 04:40
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Malleus
Joined: Apr 19, 2003



quote:
HPL came out of the closet to say:


Book 'em, Danno.


So THAT'S where Dolph Lundgren has been!

Mar 14, 2004: 04:41
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bigpeeler
Joined: Mar 11, 2002

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quote:
wayfinder came out of the closet to say:


edit: that IS courteney cox, isn't it?


Jennifer Connelly. (sorry, Jen )

Mar 14, 2004: 04:43
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Spermologist
Joined: Jul 07, 2003

I study trivia not sperm. MORAN

Mar 14, 2004: 04:55
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antipathy
Joined: Jan 03, 2003



quote:
Bonk came out of the closet to say:




I'm sorry, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me sometimes.


It's ok, that's the first thing I thought of too.

Mar 14, 2004: 05:03
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FloatingPoop
Joined: Aug 15, 2001


The thing that's so funny about this thread is that it's such a horrible failure. I mean that in a good way tho.

keep up the hilarious effort!

Mar 14, 2004: 05:13
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iS!
Joined: May 23, 2003

Almost An Ambigram

I don't have any photoshop, but that's okay since I have no skills with it anyway. I don't think I improved our inmate's appearance, but I thought his scratches could go more with his look. (MSPaint job, just copied, flipped and rotated scratches.)

Mar 14, 2004: 05:20
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infix
Joined: Nov 30, 2003


The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent to the concerns of such creatures as we.

Double post

Mar 14, 2004: 05:23
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infix
Joined: Nov 30, 2003


The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent to the concerns of such creatures as we.

I'm pretty sure I did this wrong

infix decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 05:24
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Decapod73
Joined: Jan 04, 2003


Ten legs are better than two.

I'm not sure what I was thinking.

But then, it is 5:45 am

Mar 14, 2004: 05:44
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Snodar
Joined: Feb 07, 2004



Oh my God what have I done.

I am sorry Julia. I am sorry horribly ugly man. I broke both of you.

Snodar decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 05:48
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American Jesus
Joined: Jan 06, 2004


Suspended in time.

Maybe it's because I'm stoned, but I think this thread is fantastically wonderful. 5 for this.

I will probably make a photoshop when I get the chance.

Mar 14, 2004: 05:51
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Arilakon
Joined: Jan 01, 2004


holy shit i had tears in my eyes from 'ing so hard
good work guys. if only i had something funny to add =/

Mar 14, 2004: 06:03
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No-One
Joined: Sep 11, 2001


Through the darkness of futures past
The magician longs to see
One chants out between two worlds
Fire walk with me

I think he looks more humble.

No-One decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 06:04
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bigpeeler
Joined: Mar 11, 2002

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OK, now I'm way off the subject now, but I am having way too much fun with this guy's mug.









Mar 14, 2004: 06:06
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shihonage
Joined: Mar 18, 2003


I'll take you to the bank, senator.
A blood bank.

quote:
bigpeeler came out of the closet to say:
OK, now I'm way off the subject now, but I am having way too much fun with this guy's mug.


I will have happy dreams tonight.

Mar 14, 2004: 06:10
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American Jesus
Joined: Jan 06, 2004


Suspended in time.

quote:
shihonage came out of the closet to say:


I will have happy dreams tonight.




Happy dreams!?! That guy is going to be chasing after me, trying to rape me in my nightmares.

::heebeejeebees::

Mar 14, 2004: 06:18
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Xanat0s
Joined: Jul 18, 2003


KING OF DOMINIC'S HEART

quote:
bigpeeler came out of the closet to say:


At the premiere of his new movie, "Scarface II".

Mar 14, 2004: 07:26
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kurrik
Joined: Nov 16, 2003


I love finding PG13 movies with breasts in them; it's like finding little bits of treasure...

Hellooooooo Ladies!

kurrik decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 07:30
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GeENiE
Joined: Mar 12, 2004


any1 else think he looks alot like blithe from band of brothers ?



Mar 14, 2004: 07:39
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kurrik
Joined: Nov 16, 2003


I love finding PG13 movies with breasts in them; it's like finding little bits of treasure...

quote:
GeENiE came out of the closet to say:
any1 else think he looks alot like blithe from band of brothers ?


Yes, oh yes...  that's awesome 

Mar 14, 2004: 07:50
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MariusMS
Joined: Dec 24, 2003

Shut the door

quote:
American Jesus came out of the closet to say:
Maybe it's because I'm stoned, but I think this thread is fantastically wonderful. 5 for this.

I will probably make a photoshop when I get the chance.


Might wanna be careful there.

Mar 14, 2004: 08:08
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Yossarko
Joined: Jan 22, 2004

The little Armenian boy who could...

Mar 14, 2004: 08:27
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vector
Joined: Nov 18, 2000


quote:
Yossarko came out of the closet to say:


the translucent eyeball on his forehead is creeping me out

Mar 14, 2004: 08:34
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krursk
Joined: Sep 11, 2001


Mind Poison

Mar 14, 2004: 08:45
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schmuckfeatures
Joined: Oct 27, 2003

My 3DSMax skillz 0wn j00!

Before:



After:

Mar 14, 2004: 08:46
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MariusMS
Joined: Dec 24, 2003

Shut the door

<image down>

MariusMS fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2004 around 11:26

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Uzbekistan
Joined: Jul 06, 2003


quote:
schmuckfeatures came out of the closet to say:
After:



That scared the crap out of me! Good show!

Mar 14, 2004: 08:55
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spacey
Joined: Jul 09, 2001


Aspiring Daydreamer

I had to take a picture of someone holding this flat stanley dude for my nephew's 1st grade project. So I got my Friday's waitress to do it. I got home and realized she'd scare the kids off. So I made her more attractive:

Before:


After:


VVV Yeah. I also lengthened her nose, widened her eyes, removed the bags, straightened her teeth, changed her eyeshadow color, and nixxed her double chin. Oh, and I fattened her upper lip a little bit.

spacey fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2004 around 09:33

Mar 14, 2004: 09:14
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Paccione
Joined: Aug 17, 2003


The most famous shot in the history of television

^^^^ It's amazing how much a smile changes a person's appearance.

Mar 14, 2004: 09:25
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Javelin
Joined: Jan 01, 2004


^^^^^
LMAO, really well done, for some reason it took me a minute to figure out what you did, and then I realized that you must be some sore of magical dentist.

Mar 14, 2004: 09:26
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MariusMS
Joined: Dec 24, 2003

Shut the door

I decided he really just needed some good publicity. People can be convinced anything looks good.

MariusMS fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2004 around 09:36

Mar 14, 2004: 09:33
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Kiljadi
Joined: Mar 19, 2003


deus absconditus

quote:
spacey came out of the closet to say:
Yeah. I also lengthened her nose, widened her eyes, removed the bags, straightened her teeth, changed her eyeshadow color, and nixxed her double chin. Oh, and I fattened her upper lip a little bit.


Very well played, sir.

Mar 14, 2004: 10:01
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Toadpuppy
Joined: Apr 08, 2003


quote:
schmuckfeatures came out of the closet to say:



That's one happy, ugly man!

Mar 14, 2004: 10:10
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Maldoror
Joined: Oct 05, 2003


...is dead.

Before:





Fixed:

Mar 14, 2004: 10:42
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TerryCheesecake
Joined: Aug 01, 2003



quote:
schmuckfeatures came out of the closet to say:
Before:


After:



ENGAGE!

Mar 14, 2004: 11:02
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LeChimp
Joined: Feb 12, 2004


monkey!

ok gayz, i followed your EXCELLENT examples on how to make ppl beautiful and WOW



amazing how real stuff can look when you use paint brush and stretch tools, eh? you forgot to add lenseflare though

Mar 14, 2004: 11:04
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Smam
Joined: Jul 31, 2003

An Elephant's Loyal 100%

Sadly, I thought this was a serious challenge and took the time to alter that first creepy guy. He looks kind of like a blotchy Christian Bale now.

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/romangoddess-make.pretty.1.jpg

Mar 14, 2004: 11:48
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Diodeous
Joined: May 14, 2002


You're a symphony man with one fucking note.

Is anyone else way too creeped out by the picture of Jerry Orbach holding that guy as a baby?

Mar 14, 2004: 12:18
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CosmoDNA
Joined: Feb 21, 2001


Now he looks respectable...

Mar 14, 2004: 12:36
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fuckingtest
Joined: Mar 31, 2001


We can rebuild him. but I don't wanna spend alot of money.

quote:
bigpeeler came out of the closet to say:
See what you can do with this guy.


BEFORE:



this guy looks just like a kid I saw leaving abercrombie the other day:

Mar 14, 2004: 12:45
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shaker
Joined: Apr 28, 2003


.........salty..........

As an Irish friend of mine likes to say, "no worries."

shaker decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 12:49
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plushpuffin
Joined: Jan 09, 2003


I LOVE ZEBRAS! THEY ARE SO CUTE AND CUDDLY!!

edit: not saying these girls are ugly, just they're bad pictures of them. I had to improve these for my job, and I'm not very skilled at 'chopping.



red-faced into normal

VVV





------------------




camera flash glare into very pretty

VVV

plushpuffin fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2004 around 13:01

Mar 14, 2004: 12:55
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BaronVonBigmeat
Joined: Sep 04, 2003


EDISON'S MEDICINE



I can't remember the last time I saw an image which was both this disturbing OR hilarious.

Mar 14, 2004: 12:55
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spacey
Joined: Jul 09, 2001


Aspiring Daydreamer

The only tool I used was a smudger. I used what I had to work with. Now he looks like Willem Dafoe.

spacey decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 13:05
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PIC
Joined: Jun 09, 2002



quote:
fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:


BEFORE:



this guy looks just like a kid I saw leaving abercrombie the other day:


Uh, guys...

PIC decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 13:06
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kalocin
Joined: Dec 01, 2003


quote:
plushpuffin came out of the closet to say:
edit: not saying these girls are ugly, just they're bad pictures of them. I had to improve these for my job, and I'm not very skilled at 'chopping.



red-faced into normal

VVV





------------------




camera flash glare into very pretty

VVV


I see no real difference.

Mar 14, 2004: 13:07
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drags
Joined: Apr 06, 2003


quote:
schmuckfeatures came out of the closet to say:


After:


All I can think of is that guy from Homestar runner. And it's bugging me the fuck out!

Mar 14, 2004: 13:16
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If One Were Two
Joined: Oct 09, 2003

I'm better than you.

quote:
vanbags came out of the closet to say:
Can someone please give a backstory on the scratches? It's killing me.


I don't know if anyone has already answered this, but he had "an encounter with a briar patch", according to the smoking gun.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/chriskemp1.html

Mar 14, 2004: 13:21
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Dislodge
Joined: Oct 01, 2003

It's like a hella scary evil dead shack

This thread is great, for anyone who's got the Chop, but doesn't have the skills, here's a link to some really good PS tutorials by goons.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=387338

Mar 14, 2004: 13:22
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Chewblacca
Joined: Feb 07, 2004


Arrrooomph! Humph Humph Humph!

quote:
vanbags came out of the closet to say:
Can someone please give a backstory on the scratches? It's killing me.

His name is Chris Kemp. For details, go to thesmokinggun.com

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Me too slow.

Chewblacca fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2004 around 13:44

Mar 14, 2004: 13:34
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jonas
Joined: Aug 31, 2003

[email protected]

quote:
drags came out of the closet to say:


All I can think of is that guy from Homestar runner. And it's bugging me the fuck out!


It's BUBS, the concession stand guy! Good show.

Mar 14, 2004: 13:40
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plushpuffin
Joined: Jan 09, 2003


I LOVE ZEBRAS! THEY ARE SO CUTE AND CUDDLY!!

quote:
kalocin came out of the closet to say:


I see no real difference.


That's because those photos are the result of airbrushing, not Photoshop's liquefy feature. It's not like I was trying to drastically alter their images, just make them more presentable. If you're too dumb to tell the difference....

Mar 14, 2004: 13:41
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MojoMofo
Joined: Sep 27, 2001

Bling Bling and Shit

[QUOTE]SwissCM came out of the closet to say:



Former Buckcherry singer Josh Todd looks like he's been lovin' the cocaine a little bit too much these days.

[Here's a weird pro-tip: He doesn't do drugs]

Mar 14, 2004: 13:41
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Chewblacca
Joined: Feb 07, 2004


Arrrooomph! Humph Humph Humph!

He still ain't pretty, but here ya go

Mar 14, 2004: 13:43
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Fatty_McLumpkin
Joined: Sep 30, 2002





yea I fucked up on the hair. but i only spent like 5 minutes on this.

Mar 14, 2004: 13:48
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olaf2022
Joined: Feb 18, 2003


Mar 14, 2004: 14:04
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inconsequential
Joined: Feb 06, 2004


Potentially NWS.

http://www.angelfire.com/hero/rhys/images/chriskempharley.jpg

Mar 14, 2004: 14:09
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schmuckfeatures
Joined: Oct 27, 2003

My 3DSMax skillz 0wn j00!

quote:
CosmoDNA came out of the closet to say:
Now he looks respectable...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

That image makes him look disturbingly like a cartoon character from some of the weird animation I created in the 1990s:

Mar 14, 2004: 14:12
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Chewblacca
Joined: Feb 07, 2004


Arrrooomph! Humph Humph Humph!

quote:
inconsequential came out of the closet to say:
Potentially NWS.

http://www.angelfire.com/hero/rhys/images/chriskempharley.jpg

YIKES*

Mar 14, 2004: 14:14
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CSZero
Joined: Oct 20, 2002


COUNTERSTRIKE MASTER

quote:
kalocin came out of the closet to say:


I see no real difference.


... and you had to quote two screenfuls of pictures to say so?

Mar 14, 2004: 14:50
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publicblast
Joined: Dec 19, 2002


It can't be that bad, it can't be that bad...oh no, the dog peed. Again.

quote:
schmuckfeatures came out of the closet to say:
Am I the only one reminded of these guys?

publicblast decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 15:08
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Harold Wells
Joined: Oct 09, 2003

make it a picture of a camel please

I worked on this dude a little, but he's still not going to win any beauty contests.

Mar 14, 2004: 15:13
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Chaos Motor
Joined: Aug 28, 2003

I am not smart or witty



Christina Ricci at a movie premier?

Mar 14, 2004: 15:24
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Fremry
Joined: Nov 04, 2003

The Dude Abides

quote:
schmuckfeatures came out of the closet to say:
After:

[/B]


I can't handle how funny this is. I haven't laughed this hard in literally months.

Mar 14, 2004: 15:28
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negseven
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Mar 14, 2004: 16:58
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Gunny
Joined: May 09, 2003


Rhymes with funny!

quote:
shihonage came out of the closet to say:


Am I the only one who this that this is brilliant?

Mar 14, 2004: 16:58
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Komrade Hitlerstalin
Joined: Feb 11, 2002


what

Modified from a MADD poster. I did this a long time ago, for a reason which escapes me.

Mar 14, 2004: 17:10
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mboger
Joined: Jul 22, 2003

www.donkeypunchproductions.com

He still isn't going to win any beauty pagents.

Mar 14, 2004: 17:28
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Pueidist
Joined: Jan 18, 2004

What

This thread delivers on just too many levels. I wanna meet this "Chris"

Mar 14, 2004: 17:39
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ebakaneza
Joined: Dec 30, 2003

um..........yup

Poker face.



Mar 14, 2004: 17:40
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Doctor Zero
Joined: Sep 21, 2002


quote:
Decapod73 came out of the closet to say:
meh, I'm being lazy, so I'll just throw a pic of my roomie's boyfriend on here for you to ridicule/improve/deface.

Yes, my roommate is female, he's straight.




Your roomie's bf is Danny Elfman???

Mar 14, 2004: 17:43
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Snodar
Joined: Feb 07, 2004



I know what the problem is; his forehead's too big.

Snodar decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 17:53
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Kid Antrim
Joined: Sep 11, 2001


Regulators... Mount up!

quote:
Snodar came out of the closet to say:
I know what the problem is; his forehead's too big.



Mar 14, 2004: 18:01
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neutron
Joined: Feb 18, 2003


The most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

quote:
bigpeeler came out of the closet to say:


This is what lack of sleep (me) looks like.



Mar 14, 2004: 18:06
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Wallwhacker
Joined: May 21, 2003


Muttering Bag Lady




quote:
schmuckfeatures came out of the closet to say:


After:

Mar 14, 2004: 18:15
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Brick Toughneck
Joined: Sep 21, 2002

If I have a question, I should probably READ THE FAQ FIRST!

quote:
bigpeeler came out of the closet to say:


Jennifer Connelly. (sorry, Jen )

You've crossed the fucking line 'peeler. No one defaces the image of the future receptacle for my seed.

Mar 14, 2004: 18:24
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Frog 1.0
Joined: Jun 01, 2001


Now with 33% less Engrish



He's still ugly as fuck but at least his head is symmetric.

Mar 14, 2004: 18:32
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Munkaboo
Joined: Aug 04, 2002


Munkaboo decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 18:34
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Doctor Zero
Joined: Sep 21, 2002


quote:
Frog 1.0 came out of the closet to say:


He's still ugly as fuck but at least his head is symmetric.


He looks like Clint Eastwood like that.

Mar 14, 2004: 18:42
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Ari
Joined: Jun 18, 2002

Forum Gaon

Too subtle?

Ari decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 18:46
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Petr
Joined: Oct 03, 2000


The views expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect the opinions of this poster.

quote:
Toadpuppy came out of the closet to say:
That's one happy, ugly man!


Happy, ugly, dead man. Check out the corner.

Mar 14, 2004: 18:46
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HaggleMcFraggle
Joined: Aug 19, 2003


quote:
Gunny came out of the closet to say:


Am I the only one who this that this is brilliant?

no, you're just the only one dumb enough to quote that humongous picture

Mar 14, 2004: 18:47
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Geckolio
Joined: Feb 24, 2002


Hentai Kitty

I worked with the picture of the lovely lady from this article.

She's still scary. But now she's a princess!

Geckolio decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 18:54
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Sedge
Joined: Dec 23, 2003

Blades don't need reloading

Before:


After:




I am a Photoshop GOD.

Mar 14, 2004: 19:29
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Contraband
Joined: Jul 22, 2003



quote:
Ari came out of the closet to say:
Too subtle?


Oh God.

Mar 14, 2004: 19:39
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Chewblacca
Joined: Feb 07, 2004


Arrrooomph! Humph Humph Humph!

quote:
Munkaboo came out of the closet to say:


Your cavalier missuse of my likeness enrages me.
AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH-AROOOOOOMPH!!!

Mar 14, 2004: 19:42
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The Cookie Bird
Joined: Jan 19, 2003


Before:
After:

Mar 14, 2004: 19:51
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TerryCheesecake
Joined: Aug 01, 2003



Now he's all posh.

Mar 14, 2004: 19:53
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Decapod73
Joined: Jan 04, 2003


Ten legs are better than two.

^^^^ Batman's Penguine?

And I think the Cookie Bird might have succeeded

Mar 14, 2004: 19:56
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Baron Von Maur
Joined: Jan 06, 2004


Hogwash! Nonsense I say!

quote:
TerryCheesecake came out of the closet to say:
Now he's all posh.


I give my seal of approval

Mar 14, 2004: 20:09
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Excelsior
Joined: Apr 30, 2003


quote:
Knormal came out of the closet to say:
Like this?


He looks like a badly cut up Eddie Izzard

Mar 14, 2004: 20:13
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Mister Hoary
Joined: Oct 06, 2003

Pale Bastard

quote:
mboger came out of the closet to say:
He still isn't going to win any beauty pagents.



Chris Benoit?

Mar 14, 2004: 20:22
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AlbertHerring
Joined: Oct 10, 2003


King of the may, or something...

I think his wig's too tight:

__________________
"Albert's mum took a stick, whacked him on the thingmijig!
Albert hopped 'round the shop, squealing like a tillypig!"
- Benjamin Britten, Albert Herring, I.ii

Mar 14, 2004: 20:28
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iS!
Joined: May 23, 2003

Almost An Ambigram

quote:
Petr came out of the closet to say:
Happy, ugly, dead man. Check out the corner.
Somehow I'm going to guess that the guy didn't die when he was a year old.

That's his time being president of the Transportation Club of Houston.

Mar 14, 2004: 20:55
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klem_johansen
Joined: Jul 10, 2002


[be my e-friend]

quote:
TerryCheesecake came out of the closet to say:
Now he's all posh.


bwahahaha. "blast and botheration! Has anyone seen my polo boots?"

Mar 14, 2004: 21:07
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Hummer
Joined: Sep 30, 2003


Before: http://www.hummerdesign.com/sa/bbteam.jpg

After: http://www.hummerdesign.com/sa/bbteam_chris.jpg

Mar 14, 2004: 21:49
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tonkafloss
Joined: Feb 04, 2003


this is one of the funniest threads i have seen so far..
and the most fucking scary..

Mar 14, 2004: 21:57
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Misterphisty
Joined: Nov 30, 2002


MONOLITHIC
JUGGERNAUT

quote:
BaronVonBigmeat came out of the closet to say:


I can't remember the last time I saw an image which was both this disturbing OR hilarious.


Holy shit, I havent laughed like that for awhile, thank you.

Mar 14, 2004: 22:13
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GB Fry
Joined: Jul 26, 2003

Mardok the Sun God dwells within me.

[/B][/QUOTE

http://www.imageshack.us/files1/flea.jpg
*****possibly NWS*****

if someone could add the hat and glasses to flea, there would be instant resemblence.

GB Fry fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2004 around 22:33

Mar 14, 2004: 22:22
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hallik
Joined: Aug 15, 2003


I guess the only thing missing with this guy is a bottle of nyquil. I can't stop LOLin

Mar 14, 2004: 22:27
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Punker99
Joined: Jun 06, 2002



quote:
GB Fry came out of the closet to say:

if someone could add the hat and glasses to flea, there would be instant resemblence.



And remove the penis?

Mar 14, 2004: 22:28
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CSZero
Joined: Oct 20, 2002


COUNTERSTRIKE MASTER

quote:
Hummer came out of the closet to say:
Before: http://www.hummerdesign.com/sa/bbteam.jpg

After: http://www.hummerdesign.com/sa/bbteam_chris.jpg


Gotta quote this because it's gonna get missed how funny it is because it's linked.

Mar 14, 2004: 22:31
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5FingerDiscount
Joined: Aug 16, 2003


quote:
TerryCheesecake came out of the closet to say:
Now he's all posh.


How can that man NOT be innocent?

Mar 14, 2004: 22:37
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Cerebral Mayhem
Joined: Jul 18, 2000


Forum Bio-Exorcist

He makes a lousy human. He should just remove his horrible disguise and be done with it.

Mar 14, 2004: 22:39
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Mar 14, 2004: 22:46
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lagmastr
Joined: Feb 08, 2003


i think this is about the best i'm gonna get out of this picture

Mar 14, 2004: 22:48
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Kur0
Joined: Dec 13, 2002


You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band.

quote:
Cerebral Mayhem came out of the closet to say:
He makes a lousy human. He should just remove his horrible disguise and be done with it.

That is one of the scariest pictures I've ever seen.

Mar 14, 2004: 22:52
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Rygar
Joined: Aug 25, 2002


It's 2am and time for the monsters to awaken.

Still needs some work.

Rygar decided to show you this image:

Mar 14, 2004: 23:51
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Abbuie
Joined: Feb 19, 2004

BARGOUTI


Abbuie fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2004 around 00:49

Mar 14, 2004: 23:55
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Wallwhacker
Joined: May 21, 2003


Muttering Bag Lady

quote:
TerryCheesecake came out of the closet to say:
Now he's all posh.

Needs to be animated...

Mar 15, 2004: 00:02
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beatniklew
Joined: Feb 17, 2004

I am sorry to be a postscript. The comment of after and a maker.

quote:
MP*DeafRei came out of the closet to say:
This isn't working out...


Is that Exeter from "This Island Earth"?

Mar 15, 2004: 00:07
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Raiden
Joined: May 22, 2003

MY 10 BUX GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO BE A FUCKING COCK OH WAIT ITS JUST A HUGE COCK IN MY ASS OH LOL

quote:
Sedge came out of the closet to say:

After:




I am a Photoshop GOD. [/B]


That picture of Tom is amazing, he looks very attractive. Nice bone structure.

Mar 15, 2004: 00:12
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Captain McAllister
Joined: May 24, 2001


quote:
Snodar came out of the closet to say:
I know what the problem is; his forehead's too big.


Holy shit, now he looks like one of the aliens from "Zak McKracken and the alien mindbenders"!.

Mar 15, 2004: 00:24
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Crazed_Capybara_Rider
Joined: Oct 22, 2000

Rider of Crazed Capybaras

Or is it A Crazed Rider Riding Sane Capybaras?

Now with advanced features to distract from the hideous

Crazed_Capybara_Rider decided to show you this image:

Mar 15, 2004: 01:06
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jobot
Joined: Nov 26, 2003


Note to self: Think twice before photoshoping high.

Mar 15, 2004: 01:11
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Ghost Farm
Joined: Nov 09, 2003

Taffy is Delicious

quote:
SwissCM came out of the closet to say:
[B]Something Awful seems to be a haven for ugly people pictures, sometimes I feel sorry for these poor souls blessed with an ugly mug. So I ask you goons to help me out in giving these poor people something to be hopeful for. Lets give ugly people virtual plastic surgery!

A good thread to get images from at the moment would be this one, I got both of mine there.


Check out http://www.uglypeople.com/

Mar 15, 2004: 01:16
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dvlzomb
Joined: Feb 09, 2003

xx    xxxxxx
xx    xx
DVLZOMB
       xx    xx
xxxxxx    xx

quote:
Gunny came out of the closet to say:


Am I the only one who this that this is brilliant?

Nope! I also this that is brilliant.

Mar 15, 2004: 01:25
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Tr4nceMa5ter
Joined: Aug 24, 2003


I COULD FUCK THIS ICE-BOX

quote:
dvlzomb came out of the closet to say:

Nope! I also this that is brilliant.


just noticed that

photoshop in progress

Mar 15, 2004: 01:28
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BraveUlysses
Joined: Aug 07, 2002


quote:
beatniklew came out of the closet to say:


Is that Exeter from "This Island Earth"?


Spent the whole thread thinking about that.

Mar 15, 2004: 01:46
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Franz
Joined: Mar 04, 2004

Yggdrasil Sonar Tech

I'm sorry, but the animated version of this edit isn't nearly as funny as when you pause over it.

__________________

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mboger
Joined: Jul 22, 2003

www.donkeypunchproductions.com

quote:
krursk came out of the closet to say:


Mar 15, 2004: 02:19
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Tr4nceMa5ter
Joined: Aug 24, 2003


I COULD FUCK THIS ICE-BOX

Mar 15, 2004: 02:29
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Snodar
Joined: Feb 07, 2004



/coattailing

Snodar decided to show you this image:

Mar 15, 2004: 02:31
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Quartersock
Joined: Dec 12, 2003

Lesson learned.

quote:
Ari came out of the closet to say:
Too subtle?

HELVETICA!

Mar 15, 2004: 02:42
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enri
Joined: Dec 15, 2003



Bit late...



You said uglify him right?........ right?

Pssst... fucked up the forehead eyeball.. but hey ho, its 7:45am and I really couldn't give a shit sleep takes precedence now..

Mar 15, 2004: 02:46
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Melly Gloworm
Joined: Sep 20, 2003


Hey sailors, what's the best tuna?

quote:
enri came out of the closet to say:
Bit late...

http://www.imageshack.us/files2/freaky_dude.jpg
You said uglify him right?........ right?

Pssst... fucked up the forehead eyeball.. but hey ho, its 7:45am and I really couldn't give a shit sleep takes precedence now..


OH SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS

He's got some sort of hideous vagina mouth!

Mar 15, 2004: 03:01
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Javelin
Joined: Jan 01, 2004


This thread just keeps getting better.

Mar 15, 2004: 03:03
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enri
Joined: Dec 15, 2003



quote:
Melly Gloworm came out of the closet to say:
OH SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS

He's got some sort of hideous vagina mouth!


Sorry man... Its just the front end of a brainbug, as anyone who's watched Starship Troopers recently will tell ya

quote:
Bad Mongo came out of the closet to say:
http://student.ci.qut.edu.au/~n4252497/SA/Pretty.gif


And Jesus H fucking Christ... I looked at Richard Gere thinking "ok so, what's new here?". Then I looked to the right.

Mar 15, 2004: 03:21
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Decapod73
Joined: Jan 04, 2003


Ten legs are better than two.

quote:
krursk came out of the closet to say:
The funny thing is, that's actually what he dressed up as for halloween:


and here's what I did with a different pic of him in makeup:

Decapod73 fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2004 around 03:32

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wildmamboqueen
Joined: May 30, 2001


yuck

wildmamboqueen decided to show you this image:

Mar 15, 2004: 03:56
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GeENiE
Joined: Mar 12, 2004


quote:


and here's what I did with a different pic of him in makeup:
[/B]


that is scary!

Mar 15, 2004: 03:57
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goggleguy
Joined: Jul 14, 2002


quote:
schmuckfeatures came out of the closet to say:

this is one of the funniest images i have ever seen

Mar 15, 2004: 04:00
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R2Dn00b
Joined: Mar 06, 2003

So I smacked him in the face and downed another Carling

quote:
mboger came out of the closet to say:




Bwohahahahah...ahahahah...hahahahahhahha *gaaaaasp*

Mar 15, 2004: 04:06
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Vengeance
Joined: Sep 11, 2001



Ha Ha Ha! Everyone on the first page is really funny and original!! Chuckle, chuckle OMG you are so funny. I would never have thought up the comedy gold photoshops you did,

Twats.

Mar 15, 2004: 04:09
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monkey8
Joined: Feb 02, 2004


he's not gorgeous, but less ugly. (me offer no funny, just less ugly)



this is what filter/liquify was created for

edit: from there i also made this caricature of person unknown. look like anybody to you?

meh.

monkey8 fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2004 around 05:48

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DrWhorehouse
Joined: Apr 01, 2003


Thanks Carbunkle

quote:
Vengeance came out of the closet to say:
Ha Ha Ha! Everyone on the first page is really funny and original!! Chuckle, chuckle OMG you are so funny. I would never have thought up the comedy gold photoshops you did,

Twats.
You're an idiot. Thanks for contributing.

\/ Oh, I get it now. His contribution was a source image in his profile. How thoughtful.

DrWhorehouse fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2004 around 05:32

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Joined: Nov 05, 2003



quote:
Vengeance came out of the closet to say:
Ha Ha Ha! Everyone on the first page is really funny and original!! Chuckle, chuckle OMG you are so funny. I would never have thought up the comedy gold photoshops you did,

Twats.


I see why this thread would offend you personally, thus requiring your eloquent trolling.


PS gb2chinatown

smitz decided to show you this image:

Mar 15, 2004: 05:29
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R2Dn00b
Joined: Mar 06, 2003

So I smacked him in the face and downed another Carling

quote:
smitz came out of the closet to say:
PS gb2chinatown


pld gg

Mar 15, 2004: 06:30
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CapnPyro
Joined: Mar 17, 2003

I draw stuff.

I think making this man pretty is a lost cause, but with some reconstructive surgery and alot of vitamin E he might not be flinchingly creepy.

Mar 15, 2004: 07:34
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preblelaw
Joined: Jul 25, 2002

I can now make a joke, but I'm still not funny.

quote:
bigpeeler came out of the closet to say:
[img ]http://image.inkfrog.com/pix/bigpeeler/chris_big_mouth.jpg[/img]
"The tongue..."

Mar 15, 2004: 07:45
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Fistgrrl
Joined: Dec 29, 2000


Queen of Cuddlenaps

quote:
Vengeance came out of the closet to say:
Ha Ha Ha! Everyone on the first page is really funny and original!! Chuckle, chuckle OMG you are so funny. I would never have thought up the comedy gold photoshops you did,

Twats.


What's your fucking problem?

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